Public Service Announcement

Service Description

Imagine this: the Dirty Man peers into the eyes of your cheating bastard or bitch--in person or your favorite photo. Then, DM slows and speeds up multiple angles of them getting jiggy with it like a thousand porn cameras and lighting strategically placed in the room. DM records it in his brain, then blasts the recording on the living room 70' TV while they are watching pay-for-view boxing with all their buddies or the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade at a family reunion. ***Must be interviewed first and sign release.